Dreaming of White Christmas, Obama Continues to Receive Media Presents

After an extended holiday break, I’m back and better than ever.

Well, definitely better than Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, who recently gained admittance to Jannah thanks to an American AC-130, but probably worse than Senator Obama, who’s shirtless barack-attack has the usually atheistic media declaring him the new savior of American politics.

So, what makes him so special? Maybe it’s his distinguished record of public service. Perhaps his lack of drug use. We know how the media hates drug use! Just look at President Bush, who was smeared by stories preceding his 2000 election of his alleged cocaine use.

Goodness, they’ve even started to compare him to a certain member of the Kennedy family. Considering this picture or say, this picture, I’d say he is in good company!

4 Responses to “Dreaming of White Christmas, Obama Continues to Receive Media Presents”

  1. Rod D. Martin Says:

    Amen and amen.

  2. Jon S. Says:

    Do you think Osama Obama has a shot? I find the prospect of a President Obama every bit as unnerving as another President Clinton.

  3. Archer Martin Says:

    I guess that remains to be seen. He is just as scary, if not more so, than Hillary.

  4. Stephanie Says:

    “Distinguished record of public service…” Love it! :-P

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