News Flash: Terrorists Want Us Dead
“Breaking News” from ABC News: Al-Qaeda in Iraq wants to strike the U.S. mainland. Nevermind that Needless Nancy Pelosi told us there was no Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Richard Clarke, the former counter-terrorism chief and ABC News Consultant who slandered the President for a buck, is quoted as saying “This appears to be the first hard evidence Al Qaeda in Iraq was trying to attack us here at home”.
If this is breaking news, I guess I can go ahead with that world exclusive blog post tomorrow about the Earth being round. You heard it here first!