James Cameron To Direct Da Vinci Code 2, Starring Chelsea Clinton

Well, she is the offspring of the leftist savior and his wench “happily wedded wife”, right?

I’ve gotta tell ya, James Cameron is ambitious. He has “found the tomb of Christ” complete with his kids’ tombs, and he expects to do what neither Satan nor the New York Times has been able to accomplish: destroy the foundation of Christianity.

Gosh, you’d think after Titanic he’d be too embarrassed to show his face in public again, but I guess he got lonely during his semi-retirement. There will be a news conference on Monday complete with the “coffin of Jesus” and free viagra for the press to celebrate.

Stay tuned!

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