Americans Favor Free Healthcare, CBS Suffers from Schizophrenia
I want free gas and free food, and by free I mean paid for by the government.
And by the government I mean that rich doctor down the street. Look at him, driving around in his Mercedes sl500!
Well, I never actually see him, since he works about 80 hours a week, and I guess that isn’t a Mercedes, it’s a Toyota Corolla, but I know that the bastard is making $5 million a year for sitting around and flirting with nurses!
We need to punish these doctors. What we need is free healthcare, and Americans are demanding it.
If CBS prints a poll about Americans’ desires, it must be true, right? OK, so how about an article they printed on the same day, which details how a prescription drug benefit, not even complete healthcare, solely for senior citizens will bankrupt America?
I’m confused. CBS writes a puff piece pushing universal healthcare down our throats with one hand, and with the other hand prints a report from the top U.S. accountant explaining why a program which only covers a fraction of the population with universal healthcare won’t work financially.
Um…Hillary for President in ‘08?
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2008 Presidential Election, Medicine, Psychiatric Disorder, TheVanguard.Org, Universal Hellcare
