Archer Martin

In an encouraging European development this week, German authorities are tracking G-8 protesters using their personal scent. Petra Pau, a senior lawmaker with the Left Party (home to former communists), said that this is a “method of the East German Stasi”. Of course, the people complaining about this “East German Stasi-esque” move are the same people who supported the communists while they were in power.

No word from animal rights activists whether or not the police dogs in question have had their rights violated, but hippie experts agree the activists will get around to it once they find a bar of soap and ultrasonic dog chaser.

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