Archive for the ‘Clinton’ Category

James Cameron To Direct Da Vinci Code 2, Starring Chelsea Clinton

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Well, she is the offspring of the leftist savior and his wench “happily wedded wife”, right?

I’ve gotta tell ya, James Cameron is ambitious. He has “found the tomb of Christ” complete with his kids’ tombs, and he expects to do what neither Satan nor the New York Times has been able to accomplish: destroy the foundation of Christianity.

Gosh, you’d think after Titanic he’d be too embarrassed to show his face in public again, but I guess he got lonely during his semi-retirement. There will be a news conference on Monday complete with the “coffin of Jesus” and free viagra for the press to celebrate.

Stay tuned!

Leftists lash out at TheVanguard.Org, Pat Selves on Back

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

The Daily Kos, considered one of the most influential liberal blogs, immediately picked up on the January 18th Human Events article detailing our history and vision. In true leftist fashion, the comments section was filled with ad hominems and jokes which are only funny under the influence of marijuana.

As someone once said regarding enemies: First they ignore you, then laugh at you and hate you, then they fight you..

Then we win.

Wikileaks goes live, America’s Enemies Rejoice

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

In the spirit of freedom and protection of liberty, Wikileaks was launched recently by a group of international terrorists activists who intend to use it as a “safe haven for whistleblowers to upload confidential documents”. In other words, United States troop movements and emerging technologies, but without direct financial benefits.

I guess in that sense, I really admire these folks. After all, they aren’t into the money, they are just trying to destroy equalizing the United States nations of the world, much like President Bill Clinton when he lent a friendly hand to China with it’s satellite program.

Oops! He received $500,000 from the Chinese Army for that stunt? Bad analogy. I suppose the charity of Sandy Berger or Needless Nancy’s choice for Intel Chairman are far better examples of the high standards regarding national security I’ve come to expect from the Democrat party.

Don’t trust anyone over 30? How about anyone born between 1946-1964?

Sunday, January 21st, 2007

Am I the only person who is annoyed by the slew of financial services and insurance ads directed at baby boomers?

From Dennis Hopper to tye-dye, each ad is a little different, but conveys the same message: You, Baby Boomers, lived through it all. You presided over the destruction of morals and rallying of communist ideals in the 60’s, the music industry’s lowest point in the 70’s, cocaine and the extended hangover of the 80’s, Presidential disgrace in the 90’s, lukewarm war protests and tenure at universities in the 2000’s, and coming up, the bankrupting of social security, medicare, medicaid, and every other dollar our vigorous economy can provide you to supply your selfish retirement in the 2010’s and beyond.

Well, if “re-defining retirement” means “electing democrats to pass every single entitlement program to make up for lost economic time I spent finding myself as a buddhist monk selling animal balloons to junkie nubile coeds”, then I think the boomer generation has finally come up with a truly great generational distinction: Greatest contribution to the downfall of a nation by any generation in history.

The Next MoveOn.Org? You bet.

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Feature story in Human Events yesterday did a great job at describing our organization’s history and vision.

Thanks guys!