Archer Martin

Yaaaaawwwwnnn…

Oh. Sorry. The last thing I remember was watching James Cameron’s exciting, ground-breaking, Christianity-destroying news conference about finding Jesus’ tomb, and now I’m in front of my tv surrounded by dirty clothes and stray cats. What a time!

Speaking of time, Nancy Pelosi promised Congress would spend more of it working, and less of it stashing away $90,000 in freezers. Do you think she’s kept that promise? Her word is about as valuable now as Paris Hilton’s “virginity pledge” from middle school summer camp. No wonder the democrats trust Mahmoud Ackdaminjianabsahasb of Iran!

Finally, about Iran. After seeing it laugh at another U.N. resolution, the “world powers” have taken a tough stand:

A NEW RESOLUTION.

The Russian Foreign Minister was quoted as saying he was “concerned with more frequent talks by the U.S. regarding possible military strikes”, while The New Yorker detailed our “possible bombing plan” against Iran.

So, the U.N. is a bunch of wimps, Russia sides with Iran’s nuclear ambitions, and the New Yorker outs our military plans to the world.

I can obviously conclude from all of this that global warming is indeed the greatest threat to mankind.

The left is scared, and there is a good reason why.

No, the feds aren’t onto their marijuana fields, and unfortunately, we haven’t overturned Roe vs. Wade.

They are scared of TheVanguard.Org, and have been talking alot of trash!

With all the love we’re receiving from the liberal world, I thought I’d update you once in a while on the best stories/blog entries from the beloved leftists regarding TheVanguard.Org.

Today I have two entries; The first from a leading San Francisco blog, which you can find here, the other from a site called Pre-Emptive Karma, which you can find here.

Keep coming back for more trashtalking updates, as well as the regular news and commentary the thousands of you have come to love!

Interesting press release from the American Conservative Student Union, or , ACSU.

Apparently during a march on January 27th, the group alleges abuse at the hands of Jackson’s organization and followers including death threats and a call to overthrow the United States with military force.

Here are some pictures and videos. ACSU’s website is here. They are holding a press conference on the steps of Rainbow/Push today @ 230pm EST. Should be exciting!

In his townhall.com column, Robert Novak gives the world a taste of our organization.

Learn more about TheVanguard.Org and join the fight here.

No big surprise here: Illegals in California are fearing deportation after the latest crackdown by authorities.

What may be surprising is the free and overwhelming usage of immigrant stereotypes in the article!

Try these on for size:

1) “Cook Rosa Maria Salazar’s eyes dart anxiously…as diners fingered maize tortillas stuffed with bean and pork scratchings..”

2) “The police took anybody..even guys who were hanging out in the street or in front of Jack in the Box”

3) “..the raids were alarming..said construction worker Remberto Flores…as he waited for a bus in a neighborhood of taco stands…”

Wow, the mainstream media is so compassionate. I wasn’t sure if I was reading an SNL skit or a white power website. I guess when you hold the keys to political correctness, you’re allowed to move the line around every now and then?

The Daily Kos, considered one of the most influential liberal blogs, immediately picked up on the January 18th Human Events article detailing our history and vision. In true leftist fashion, the comments section was filled with ad hominems and jokes which are only funny under the influence of marijuana.

As someone once said regarding enemies: First they ignore you, then laugh at you and hate you, then they fight you..

Then we win.

Am I the only person who is annoyed by the slew of financial services and insurance ads directed at baby boomers?

From Dennis Hopper to tye-dye, each ad is a little different, but conveys the same message: You, Baby Boomers, lived through it all. You presided over the destruction of morals and rallying of communist ideals in the 60’s, the music industry’s lowest point in the 70’s, cocaine and the extended hangover of the 80’s, Presidential disgrace in the 90’s, lukewarm war protests and tenure at universities in the 2000’s, and coming up, the bankrupting of social security, medicare, medicaid, and every other dollar our vigorous economy can provide you to supply your selfish retirement in the 2010’s and beyond.

Well, if “re-defining retirement” means “electing democrats to pass every single entitlement program to make up for lost economic time I spent finding myself as a buddhist monk selling animal balloons to junkie nubile coeds”, then I think the boomer generation has finally come up with a truly great generational distinction: Greatest contribution to the downfall of a nation by any generation in history.

Tonight’s news story is the touching write-up of Neil Havens Rodreick II. This prince of diversity 29 year old posed as a 12 year old boy in order to gain admittance to a K-8 charter school in Arizona, but not for the reasons you may think: He wanted to fool the two older men he was living with into believing he was a young boy.

Classy as ever, the two democrats perverts were quoted as saying “We’re very upset we were having a sexual relationship with a 29 year old man and not a pre-teen boy”.

Neil, you gotta go for the gold. Next time you want to get into school and con an older man into sex, try landing an Academy nomination from a certain U.S. Congressman!

Feature story in Human Events yesterday did a great job at describing our organization’s history and vision.

Thanks guys!