Archer Martin

In an encouraging European development this week, German authorities are tracking G-8 protesters using their personal scent. Petra Pau, a senior lawmaker with the Left Party (home to former communists), said that this is a “method of the East German Stasi”. Of course, the people complaining about this “East German Stasi-esque” move are the same people who supported the communists while they were in power.

No word from animal rights activists whether or not the police dogs in question have had their rights violated, but hippie experts agree the activists will get around to it once they find a bar of soap and ultrasonic dog chaser.

Yaaaaawwwwnnn…

Oh. Sorry. The last thing I remember was watching James Cameron’s exciting, ground-breaking, Christianity-destroying news conference about finding Jesus’ tomb, and now I’m in front of my tv surrounded by dirty clothes and stray cats. What a time!

Speaking of time, Nancy Pelosi promised Congress would spend more of it working, and less of it stashing away $90,000 in freezers. Do you think she’s kept that promise? Her word is about as valuable now as Paris Hilton’s “virginity pledge” from middle school summer camp. No wonder the democrats trust Mahmoud Ackdaminjianabsahasb of Iran!

Finally, about Iran. After seeing it laugh at another U.N. resolution, the “world powers” have taken a tough stand:

A NEW RESOLUTION.

The Russian Foreign Minister was quoted as saying he was “concerned with more frequent talks by the U.S. regarding possible military strikes”, while The New Yorker detailed our “possible bombing plan” against Iran.

So, the U.N. is a bunch of wimps, Russia sides with Iran’s nuclear ambitions, and the New Yorker outs our military plans to the world.

I can obviously conclude from all of this that global warming is indeed the greatest threat to mankind.

Well, she is the offspring of the leftist savior and his wench “happily wedded wife”, right?

I’ve gotta tell ya, James Cameron is ambitious. He has “found the tomb of Christ” complete with his kids’ tombs, and he expects to do what neither Satan nor the New York Times has been able to accomplish: destroy the foundation of Christianity.

Gosh, you’d think after Titanic he’d be too embarrassed to show his face in public again, but I guess he got lonely during his semi-retirement. There will be a news conference on Monday complete with the “coffin of Jesus” and free viagra for the press to celebrate.

Stay tuned!

Interesting press release from the American Conservative Student Union, or , ACSU.

Apparently during a march on January 27th, the group alleges abuse at the hands of Jackson’s organization and followers including death threats and a call to overthrow the United States with military force.

Here are some pictures and videos. ACSU’s website is here. They are holding a press conference on the steps of Rainbow/Push today @ 230pm EST. Should be exciting!

The headline says it all.

Except the fact she did it to support her bingo habit!