Archive for the ‘Pelosi’ Category

Naptime, Democrat Promises, U.N. Talks Tough

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Yaaaaawwwwnnn…

Oh. Sorry. The last thing I remember was watching James Cameron’s exciting, ground-breaking, Christianity-destroying news conference about finding Jesus’ tomb, and now I’m in front of my tv surrounded by dirty clothes and stray cats. What a time!

Speaking of time, Nancy Pelosi promised Congress would spend more of it working, and less of it stashing away $90,000 in freezers. Do you think she’s kept that promise? Her word is about as valuable now as Paris Hilton’s “virginity pledge” from middle school summer camp. No wonder the democrats trust Mahmoud Ackdaminjianabsahasb of Iran!

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News Flash: Terrorists Want Us Dead

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Wikileaks goes live, America’s Enemies Rejoice

Monday, January 22nd, 2007