Archer Martin

In a stunning blow to socialists everywhere, Walmart opens 400 medical clinics, continuing it’s tradition of low prices for all. You know, leftists hate Walmart. Always closing down mom and pop stores who have been ripping off local communities since 1902, and opening up markets to higher quality goods for lower prices.

One of the Mexico’s biggest exports have been illegal aliens, and our emergency rooms look more like landing pads for an invasion than medical facilities. With Wal-marts Urgent Care centers, healthcare will be delivered to these folks at a low price while maintaining high quality, thus alleviating some of the economic pressures currently facing the system. Score one for capitalism!

Interesting press release from the American Conservative Student Union, or , ACSU.

Apparently during a march on January 27th, the group alleges abuse at the hands of Jackson’s organization and followers including death threats and a call to overthrow the United States with military force.

Here are some pictures and videos. ACSU’s website is here. They are holding a press conference on the steps of Rainbow/Push today @ 230pm EST. Should be exciting!

When your moral standards consist of free love and those tiny voices in your head, you can never be wrong!

Two PETA activists are standing trial for killing animals…And PETA is defending them!

A spokeswoman, Kathy Guillermo, was quoted as saying “PETA didn’t want to get into the business of euthanizing animals, but now, due to the horrible conditions in pounds, we do”.

Well Kathy, due to the horrible taste of vegetarian only meals, I’ve been forced to slay animals to suffice my appetite. After all, why can’t we eat animals if God made them out of meat?

Am I the only person who is annoyed by the slew of financial services and insurance ads directed at baby boomers?

From Dennis Hopper to tye-dye, each ad is a little different, but conveys the same message: You, Baby Boomers, lived through it all. You presided over the destruction of morals and rallying of communist ideals in the 60’s, the music industry’s lowest point in the 70’s, cocaine and the extended hangover of the 80’s, Presidential disgrace in the 90’s, lukewarm war protests and tenure at universities in the 2000’s, and coming up, the bankrupting of social security, medicare, medicaid, and every other dollar our vigorous economy can provide you to supply your selfish retirement in the 2010’s and beyond.

Well, if “re-defining retirement” means “electing democrats to pass every single entitlement program to make up for lost economic time I spent finding myself as a buddhist monk selling animal balloons to junkie nubile coeds”, then I think the boomer generation has finally come up with a truly great generational distinction: Greatest contribution to the downfall of a nation by any generation in history.