Archive for the ‘PETA’ Category

Humanitarian Of The Year Award Goes To…

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

No, not Donald Trump for getting Rosie O’Donnell canned from The View.

This guy! Investigators found that the snake involved was a victim of neglect? Are you kidding me? The snake would have given the dude a high five if he had hands. Now all he has to look forward to is a life of dead rats and birdseed. Stupid PETA!

PETA Loves Animals So Much, They Kill Them

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

When your moral standards consist of free love and those tiny voices in your head, you can never be wrong!

Two PETA activists are standing trial for killing animals…And PETA is defending them!

A spokeswoman, Kathy Guillermo, was quoted as saying “PETA didn’t want to get into the business of euthanizing animals, but now, due to the horrible conditions in pounds, we do”.

Well Kathy, due to the horrible taste of vegetarian only meals, I’ve been forced to slay animals to suffice my appetite. After all, why can’t we eat animals if God made them out of meat?