Archer Martin

After an extended holiday break, I’m back and better than ever.

Well, definitely better than Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, who recently gained admittance to Jannah thanks to an American AC-130, but probably worse than Senator Obama, who’s shirtless barack-attack has the usually atheistic media declaring him the new savior of American politics.

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The AP reports that India’s Prime Minister is whining about a specific clause in a treaty our President just signed with the world’s largest democracy.

In exchange for mangoes and a promise to help force Iran to abandon it’s weapons program, America will provide India with nuclear fuel and technology.

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Just in time for Christmas, a group of Polish legislators have sought to name Jesus as the honorary King of Poland.

Uh-Oh! Not everyone agrees. Everyone including influential Polish Bishop Tadeusz Pieronek.

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Our beloved Speakerette of the House, Nancy Pelosi, told us recently she was sad that “President Bush continues to blame Iraqi insurgent violence on al Qaeda.”

Now the Deputy Leader of Al-Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri, is sad that the U.S. isn’t “negotiating with the real powers in Iraq”.

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