Archer Martin

Not only is Bin Laden alive, but he also tried to kill Cheney?

In the world of the Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah, an attack planned against Cheney which didn’t even penetrate the base’s outermost defenses was a raging “success” as a result of Bin Laden’s “wise planning”.

There is kissing up, and then there is this. I think we can deduce from this story that Bin Laden is obviously not alive, because if he was, he’d behead Mullah Dadullah and feed him to his camels. It’s kinda like claiming to cure a cancer patient when all you did was give him an aspirin for his headache. I wouldn’t want to be that doctor!

The headline says it all.

Except the fact she did it to support her bingo habit!

Tonight’s news story is the touching write-up of Neil Havens Rodreick II. This prince of diversity 29 year old posed as a 12 year old boy in order to gain admittance to a K-8 charter school in Arizona, but not for the reasons you may think: He wanted to fool the two older men he was living with into believing he was a young boy.

Classy as ever, the two democrats perverts were quoted as saying “We’re very upset we were having a sexual relationship with a 29 year old man and not a pre-teen boy”.

Neil, you gotta go for the gold. Next time you want to get into school and con an older man into sex, try landing an Academy nomination from a certain U.S. Congressman!