Archer Martin

Not only is Bin Laden alive, but he also tried to kill Cheney?

In the world of the Taliban leader Mullah Dadullah, an attack planned against Cheney which didn’t even penetrate the base’s outermost defenses was a raging “success” as a result of Bin Laden’s “wise planning”.

There is kissing up, and then there is this. I think we can deduce from this story that Bin Laden is obviously not alive, because if he was, he’d behead Mullah Dadullah and feed him to his camels. It’s kinda like claiming to cure a cancer patient when all you did was give him an aspirin for his headache. I wouldn’t want to be that doctor!

Senator Harry Reid says that the war against islamofascists in Iraq is lost, and that the only way we can win is diplomatically, economically, and politically.

Yawn. For a little excitement, let’s take a look at the diplomacy, economics, and politics of the islamofascists, shall we?

Islamofascist Diplomacy
Islamofascist Economics
Islamofascist Politics

Oh, now it all makes sense. American flag burning, plentiful narcotics, and mass protests by disgruntled freedom haters. No wonder the democrats are upset we’re trying to wipe these people off the face of the Earth!

Well, she is the offspring of the leftist savior and his wench “happily wedded wife”, right?

I’ve gotta tell ya, James Cameron is ambitious. He has “found the tomb of Christ” complete with his kids’ tombs, and he expects to do what neither Satan nor the New York Times has been able to accomplish: destroy the foundation of Christianity.

Gosh, you’d think after Titanic he’d be too embarrassed to show his face in public again, but I guess he got lonely during his semi-retirement. There will be a news conference on Monday complete with the “coffin of Jesus” and free viagra for the press to celebrate.

Stay tuned!

A very insightful and entertaining article from Der Spiegel entitled “Hurray! We’re Capitulating!”.

Focusing on European reactions to Iran and the muhammad cartoons, Henryk Broder explains why Europe is in BIG trouble.

Check it out!

I strongly encourage you to check out the State of the Union liveblogging over here which broke down the SOTU address per issue, from energy to healthcare to terrorism.

As a bonus, there is a response to the democrat response of the SOTU. Enjoy!

“Breaking News” from ABC News: Al-Qaeda in Iraq wants to strike the U.S. mainland. Nevermind that Needless Nancy Pelosi told us there was no Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Richard Clarke, the former counter-terrorism chief and ABC News Consultant who slandered the President for a buck, is quoted as saying “This appears to be the first hard evidence Al Qaeda in Iraq was trying to attack us here at home”.

If this is breaking news, I guess I can go ahead with that world exclusive blog post tomorrow about the Earth being round. You heard it here first!

In the spirit of freedom and protection of liberty, Wikileaks was launched recently by a group of international terrorists activists who intend to use it as a “safe haven for whistleblowers to upload confidential documents”. In other words, United States troop movements and emerging technologies, but without direct financial benefits.

I guess in that sense, I really admire these folks. After all, they aren’t into the money, they are just trying to destroy equalizing the United States nations of the world, much like President Bill Clinton when he lent a friendly hand to China with it’s satellite program.

Oops! He received $500,000 from the Chinese Army for that stunt? Bad analogy. I suppose the charity of Sandy Berger or Needless Nancy’s choice for Intel Chairman are far better examples of the high standards regarding national security I’ve come to expect from the Democrat party.