Archive for the ‘TheVanguard.Org’ Category

Most Boring Blog Entry Of The Year

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Goes to me.

Why?

Because I’m dedicating a post to this story .

Gastric bypass is an expensive procedure, and in most cases, elective. In this story , the Chronicle detailed the woman’s fight to get the procedure done, only after she waited many years and hundreds of pounds to decide “it was time”. This was all greatly hindered by the fact she was a medicaid patient. For all of you bleeding heart liberals out there, medicaid means the doctor loses money to do the procedure, and accepts the risk that the medicaid population, while getting their procedure for free, is the population most likely to sue said physician if anything goes out of the ordinary.

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China Series: Pay No Attention To The Dragon Behind The Curtain

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

Reading these Chinese military press releases is like reading “The Confucius of Oz”, except the flying monkeys are Chengdu J-10’s and the way to safety involves repetition of Mao’s Little Red Book, not slippers.

China increased it’s military budget by 18% today, not including “weapons purchases and other key items”. As expected, the Chinese Legislature’s spokesman tells us that “China is committed to the path of peaceful development…and China does not and will not pose a threat to any country”.

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Americans Favor Free Healthcare, CBS Suffers from Schizophrenia

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

I want free gas and free food, and by free I mean paid for by the government.

And by the government I mean that rich doctor down the street. Look at him, driving around in his Mercedes sl500!

Well, I never actually see him, since he works about 80 hours a week, and I guess that isn’t a Mercedes, it’s a Toyota Corolla, but I know that the bastard is making $5 million a year for sitting around and flirting with nurses!

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Osama Bin Laden and Hitler Have Free Speech Too

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Another “university” “professor” of “history” has pledged his allegiance to the enemy.

Julio “ASSad” Pino, who is well-known for his pro-islamofacist stances, was exposed yet again to the limelight with his “writings” on a terrorist networking website “jihadist news service”.

Taking the philosophical high road, the “university” history department head, John Jameson, said that while ASSad “provided news stories to the website”, he “didn’t accept any ownership of it” and that “the allegations…appeared to be blown out of proportion”.

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Naptime, Democrat Promises, U.N. Talks Tough

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Yaaaaawwwwnnn…

Oh. Sorry. The last thing I remember was watching James Cameron’s exciting, ground-breaking, Christianity-destroying news conference about finding Jesus’ tomb, and now I’m in front of my tv surrounded by dirty clothes and stray cats. What a time!

Speaking of time, Nancy Pelosi promised Congress would spend more of it working, and less of it stashing away $90,000 in freezers. Do you think she’s kept that promise? Her word is about as valuable now as Paris Hilton’s “virginity pledge” from middle school summer camp. No wonder the democrats trust Mahmoud Ackdaminjianabsahasb of Iran!

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James Cameron To Direct Da Vinci Code 2, Starring Chelsea Clinton

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Well, she is the offspring of the leftist savior and his wench “happily wedded wife”, right?

I’ve gotta tell ya, James Cameron is ambitious. He has “found the tomb of Christ” complete with his kids’ tombs, and he expects to do what neither Satan nor the New York Times has been able to accomplish: destroy the foundation of Christianity.

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Democrat Trashtalking: A New Category

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

The left is scared, and there is a good reason why.

No, the feds aren’t onto their marijuana fields, and unfortunately, we haven’t overturned Roe vs. Wade.

They are scared of TheVanguard.Org, and have been talking alot of trash!

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Report: Jesse Jackson Leads March of Militant Communists

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Interesting press release from the American Conservative Student Union, or , ACSU.

Apparently during a march on January 27th, the group alleges abuse at the hands of Jackson’s organization and followers including death threats and a call to overthrow the United States with military force.

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300 militants dead, Democrats Unsure of Victory

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Over 300 militants were killed in a single battle yesterday in Najaf, with 2 Americans killed in the process.

Goodness, that reeks of quagmire to me! Or, at least, that is what a August 2003 article, only 4 months after the initial invasion, seems to be pointing out.

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Saturday Night Live: Pot Running Arizona Granny Gets 3 Years

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

The headline says it all.

Except the fact she did it to support her bingo habit!