Tom Cruise = Homeless Man I Saw Last Year?
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007So, apparently Tom Cruise is the christ.
This contradicts with what I was told by a friendly gentleman on the corner of 5th and Broadway last Christmas.
However, due to the similarities between the two, I have to believe that either Tom Cruise was playing dress up last year, or that “Fred” has since died and possessed Tom’s body.
Let’s look at the facts:
a) both claim to be christ
b) both hate psychiatrists
c) both claim aliens were sent to earth by an intergalactic ruler
d) both are terrible actors (Fred didn’t lose his taxi fare!)
e) both have been on oprah
I report, his donations to scientology decide!