Archive for January, 2007

Democrat Trashtalking: A New Category

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

The left is scared, and there is a good reason why.

No, the feds aren’t onto their marijuana fields, and unfortunately, we haven’t overturned Roe vs. Wade.

They are scared of TheVanguard.Org, and have been talking alot of trash!

With all the love we’re receiving from the liberal world, I thought I’d update you once in a while on the best stories/blog entries from the beloved leftists regarding TheVanguard.Org.

Today I have two entries; The first from a leading San Francisco blog, which you can find here, the other from a site called Pre-Emptive Karma, which you can find here.

Keep coming back for more trashtalking updates, as well as the regular news and commentary the thousands of you have come to love!

Report: Jesse Jackson Leads March of Militant Communists

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Interesting press release from the American Conservative Student Union, or , ACSU.

Apparently during a march on January 27th, the group alleges abuse at the hands of Jackson’s organization and followers including death threats and a call to overthrow the United States with military force.

Here are some pictures and videos. ACSU’s website is here. They are holding a press conference on the steps of Rainbow/Push today @ 230pm EST. Should be exciting!

300 militants dead, Democrats Unsure of Victory

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Over 300 militants were killed in a single battle yesterday in Najaf, with 2 Americans killed in the process.

Goodness, that reeks of quagmire to me! Or, at least, that is what a August 2003 article, only 4 months after the initial invasion, seems to be pointing out.

Thanks to the incredible reporting by Time these past years, it’s no wonder a recent Harris poll announced ‘round the world Bush and the boys are getting beat up..or so the American people think.

With news like that, the only thing the mainstream media could do to help the enemy more is load their ammunition..And they would if they knew how!

Saturday Night Live: Pot Running Arizona Granny Gets 3 Years

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

The headline says it all.

Except the fact she did it to support her bingo habit!

Robert Novak: TheVanguard.Org Is Here

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

In his townhall.com column, Robert Novak gives the world a taste of our organization.

Learn more about TheVanguard.Org and join the fight here.

Google Worries More About Carbon Debt Than Chinese Dead

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Headline reads: “China censorship damaged us, Google founders admit“.

Good. I’m glad to see the dual-billionaire founders have finally admitted that covering up human rights crimes of communist China was a huge mistake.

Let’s keep reading…. “On a business level, that decision to censor…was a net negative”.

Um, ok…So he has trouble expressing emotion? Let’s go on…

“We always consider what we do…But I don’t think as a company we should be making decisions based too much on perception”.

So, basically, no, we won’t change our policy of covering up China crimes, because not only do we not care what is right or wrong, we don’t care what people think of us.

Unless, of course…it has to do with global warming. Says Brin, ” I was concerned about my private jet and what not…I wanted to offset what I did . ”

Here is a thought, Mr. Brin. I’m sure the emissions from the burning of dead chinese dissidents combined with the hot air which comes out of your mouth more than outweighs the gases your frequent 767 trips produce. So, here is how to “reduce your carbon footprint”:

1) Stop covering up for China. Expose their crimes.

2) Shut up.

For a greener world…

Germans Detail Why They’re All Gonna Die

Friday, January 26th, 2007

A very insightful and entertaining article from Der Spiegel entitled “Hurray! We’re Capitulating!”.

Focusing on European reactions to Iran and the muhammad cartoons, Henryk Broder explains why Europe is in BIG trouble.

Check it out!

Global Warming Research Linked To Grants Funding Useless Italian Professors

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Big news today folks: Global warming is possibly linked to an enhanced risk of suicide.

This coming from Mr. A. Preti, psychologist, and author of some of the greatest research of our time, including the gem which states “reduction in prison overcrowding is a key issue which needs to be implemented to reduce the impact of suicide and self-harming behaviors in convicts “.

Thanks Einstein. I know this may be a huge shock to the liberals reading this blog, but being in close proximity to high-density populations of sex-starved male prisoners can actually lead to an increase in things such as suicide, voting democrat, and becoming a member of the Nation of Islam.

Oh, and before I forget about the warm weather making us want to cliff-dive, may I point out articles such as this from Slate which details how human mortality suffers most when it’s chilly outside. Articles like this one abound, but unfortunately, won’t get you money from Greenpeace, Al Gore, or Soros.

What’s a poor Italian professor to do?

Interviewing Illegals, Complete With Stereotypes

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

No big surprise here: Illegals in California are fearing deportation after the latest crackdown by authorities.

What may be surprising is the free and overwhelming usage of immigrant stereotypes in the article!

Try these on for size:

1) “Cook Rosa Maria Salazar’s eyes dart anxiously…as diners fingered maize tortillas stuffed with bean and pork scratchings..”

2) “The police took anybody..even guys who were hanging out in the street or in front of Jack in the Box”

3) “..the raids were alarming..said construction worker Remberto Flores…as he waited for a bus in a neighborhood of taco stands…”

Wow, the mainstream media is so compassionate. I wasn’t sure if I was reading an SNL skit or a white power website. I guess when you hold the keys to political correctness, you’re allowed to move the line around every now and then?

Tom Cruise = Homeless Man I Saw Last Year?

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

So, apparently Tom Cruise is the christ.

This contradicts with what I was told by a friendly gentleman on the corner of 5th and Broadway last Christmas.

However, due to the similarities between the two, I have to believe that either Tom Cruise was playing dress up last year, or that “Fred” has since died and possessed Tom’s body.

Let’s look at the facts:

a) both claim to be christ

b) both hate psychiatrists

c) both claim aliens were sent to earth by an intergalactic ruler

d) both are terrible actors (Fred didn’t lose his taxi fare!)

e) both have been on oprah

I report, his donations to scientology decide!